Comments on: The Stupidest Thing That Has Ever Happened

By: Luke

Luke — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:52:19 +0000

WOW. I’m laughing and nearly crying simultaneously. Such hilarity can ensue from those attempting to squeeze a few precious drops of “power dew” from the unsuspecting pawns that step into their domain. Good stuff Gimcracker. Ahh…the memories…

By: The Gimcracker

The Gimcracker — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:08:38 +0000

It was a good juxtaposition to the image of me standing in that dirty, stinky Village Pantry flashing various licenses and certificates to prove I exist so I can buy a cigar.

By: jonathan

jonathan — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:43:46 +0000

And I’ll add…

..your nostalgic description of a pastoral summer of sweet leisure and content transported me to a time and place so beautiful that for a moment I actually forgot where I was.

By: jonathan

jonathan — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:32:14 +0000

When you started to describe Her, I had a vision of Shelob.

By: The Gimcracker

The Gimcracker — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:57:42 +0000

No. No, please tell me you’re kidding. Please. I’m beginning to despair…

By: Bradjward

Bradjward — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:55:48 +0000

True story – before we closed on the house I had to go get a certified check from the bank for closing. I walked in and asked for the check to come out of our checking account. She asked for a form of ID.

I pull out my SOCIAL SECURITY CARD.

“Sorry”, she says, “that’s not an acceptable form of ID. Do you have a credit card with your name on it?”

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