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Cats Are Funny. Here’s Proof.

The Gimcracker — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:49:01 +0000

Well my cat Remy just caught and killed a bird. She’s Basement Cat because she’s all black, so what did you expect? My wife flipped out because Remy was trying to revive the dead bird so she could play with it more, and occasionally she would look up at us with white feathers all around her mouth. It was simultaneously the worst thing my wife has ever seen and the best thing I have ever seen.

So, in honor of dear, precious Remy, I’ve decided to share some really funny cat videos with you. If you only have time for two videos, make them the last two.

Mistake Cat

Not all cats are purrrrrfect. (terrible joke = /wrists)

Dramatic Cat

Another one similar to the dramatic hamster. I watched this skeptically because nothing can beat the original, but I’m going to go ahead and say this might give the original a run for it’s money.

Angry Cat

What the hell is she thinking? (has to be a female with that bitchy attitude)

Talking Cats

This one just plain brightened my day.

***WARNING*** 2 really funny videos coming up!!!!!

Printer Cat

Whoever did the sound effects for this video deserves an Oscar. It’s one of those videos that gets funnier as you watch it.

Ninja Cat

And finally this is by far the funniest cat video I’ve ever seen. I wish this was my cat.

Office Graphs

The Gimcracker — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:55:44 +0000

Here are some office graphs that some people have sent me in response to the ones I posted.

by Phil

by Jonathan

by Chris

Tell them what you think in the comments. I really like “How Princess Leia And I Are Different”.

Probability of Princess Whereabouts

The Gimcracker — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:48:26 +0000

My fourth attempt.

*UPDATE*

Check it out, this graph made it to the front page of Graph Jam:

How To Shake Something

The Gimcracker — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:47:19 +0000

My third attempt.

Analysis of Popular La Vidas

The Gimcracker — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:27:41 +0000

My second attempt.

Distribution of Things On Fire

The Gimcracker — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:56:26 +0000

My first attempt.

I FIAL IN LIFE

The Gimcracker — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:41:23 +0000

I fail because each day I find out about a new thing that I could’ve come up with if I wasn’t too busy wishing I could come up with new stuff. Man that’s recursive.

We all know about LOLcats. Duh. They will always be funny no matter what.

Then someone came up with FAIL and it was hysterical.

Things started getting a little wacky with the emergence of Totally Looks Like.

Oh by the way LOLdogs are not funny:

So that’s a bad example. But here’s a good example: Office Graphs. It’s so simple. This is the crux of my blog post. The reason I say that I FAIL in life is because I can’t come up with this stuff. I’ve never come up with a joke either.

Think about it. You’ve heard hilarious and clever jokes your whole life. Who comes up with them? Do you know anyone who has ever told a great joke and then said “I wrote that joke.” No, they always hear it from a coworker or something.

Enough of my whining. Here are some funny Office Graphs.

What’s even more mind-blowing is the fact that all these funny blogs are part of the same network. And they’re hiring a .NET developer. Which I am. How great would it be to get paid as a web developer for the LOLcats blog? It would be almost as cool as working for Blizzard.

U Can Has Lookz At Mai LOLCatz?

The Gimcracker — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:53:15 +0000

I took some pictures of our cat, mainly to test out my camera, but I couldn’t resist turning them into LOLCatz pictures. They may not be as funny as some of the ones on I Can Has Cheezburger but I think they’re amusing.