Archive for February, 2015
 
 
 
Television
 
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“Jay Leno’s” Jerry McGuire-esque Memo

I just received a mass email containing a message that reminded me of the way Jerry McGuire wrote that memo, or mission statement, that totally went against the grain and was a huge risk on his part… and got him fired. Th...
 
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I Shouldn’t Have Posted The Last Top Fiver

Not five minutes after I published this post in which I go into some detail about amusement park accidents, a girl’s feet were both severed above the ankle by the Superman Tower of Power (formerly known as The Hellivator)...
 
Movies
 

Cruise vs. Germany

Tom Cruise is making a new movie, and as much as I hate to admit, it sounds awesome. It’s about Col. Claus von Stauffenberg who was involved with a World War II era plot to kill Adolf Hitler and overthrow the Nazi regime....

 
Top Fivers
 

Top Fiver #3: Things You Didn’t Know About Paramount’s King’s Island

I started seeing commercials for King’s Island about a month ago, just like every May, and I noticed that it is no longer called “Paramount’s King’s Island”. The “Paramount’s” has...
 
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Orthodox Paradox III: Conclusion? (Our Meeting Was Sabotaged)

I had to title this ‘conclusion’ because I previously stated that the ‘conclusion was to follow’, but I tacked on the question mark to confuse you so you don’t know if this is really the last post ...
 
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U Can Has Lookz At Mai LOLCatz?

I took some pictures of our cat, mainly to test out my camera, but I couldn’t resist turning them into LOLCatz pictures. They may not be as funny as some of the ones on I Can Has Cheezburger but I think they’re amus...

 
Blogging
 
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A New Blogroll Link

Check out my coworker Brad’s blog. I’m hoping that somehow my wife will somehow accidentally stumble upon my blog, somehow come across this blog post somehow, somehow happen to click the link to Brad’s blog so...
 
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My Brother Turned Into One of the Great Writers of Our Time

I have to admit, I was surprised by how well my bro logged his adventures with a window salesman. I know he speaks for all people, anywhere, ever, in the history of the world, who have ever dealt with any kind of salesman, ever...
 
Movies
 

2007 Movie Picks (Thus Far)

You shouldn’t write posts like this because they become completely dated in like a month. You’ve seen these brand new movies, heard these brand new songs, or found this awesome brand new technology, but you forget a...

 
Blogging
 

My Blog Exploded Into A Billion Pieces

But don’t worry, it’s back up now – minus a few of my most recent posts (namely the one about the seatbelt checkpoints). What happened? I host my own blog, which means my database is separate from the WordPres...