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Inception Berated, Plus Some Really Bad Movies Berated To Balance It Out
I knew it would be good! I knew it! Some people hated it. However, a lot of other, smarter peopleraved about it. I for one am raving about it. Here's the thing, I'm sort of tired of logically defining every aspect of life. What...
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Shutter Island Berated
Scorsese does it again. While Shutter Island is not about the mob or gangs or Italy or wiseguys or illegal drugs, it still has that Scorsese feel. There are a few common elements carried over from his previous film The Departed...
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Avatar Berated
Have you ever been so immersed in a story or character that you forget it is not real? Avatar does that to you. After seeing the film, it's hard to remember that the blue-skinned alien race called the Na'vi doesn't actually exi...
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Paranormal Activity Berated
There's something inside of me that wants to be scared, and that's why I am constantly pursuing the feeling of fear, whether it's riding the most thrilling roller coaster on the face of the planet (Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar ...
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A Bunch of Beratings At Once! A Gaggle Of Them!
Did you know a gaggle only refers to geese on the ground? In the air they're referred to as a skein. I don't know why I told you that. Maybe you should Twitter it you twidiot1. I don't always have time to Berate a mo...
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District 9 – Berated
District 9 is one of those rare gems where the cast is made up of entirely unknowns, directed by an unknown, and set in an unknown place (there's a city in South Africa with buildings? is South Africa like a country or somethin...
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen – BERATED!
Michael Bay is a 15 year old boy trapped in a man's body (and in the '90s). He gets older, his movies stay the same age. I don't know why I keep seeing his movies. I guess it is because when I was 15 I saw The Rock and it rocke...
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The Dark Knight
It stars an unlikely actor as “The Joker” who’s accidental death came just before filming was to wrap up. It’s a 2.5+ hour comic book movie spawned from the same franchise that contains filth like Batman...
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‘Indiana Jones 4′: Epic Disappointment The Likes Of ‘Phantom Menace’
I don’t know what it is with George Lucas and terrible rehashes of once-untarnished film sagas. Everything he touches nowadays turns to dust. If you choose to see a Lucas film, you have chosen poorly. Maybe my brother put...
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Prince Caspian
This movie scared me because I thought for a bit that I was not going to like it. Then I found myself trying to make myself like it, which only made me dislike it more. But in the end I was pleasantly surprised as to how well i...