This woman is already in line for the Black Friday sale at a Best Buy in Florida. She is first in line. She is also the only one in line. That's because today is Tuesday. She is taking a four day, three night excursion to... a ...

It's weird how so many of us get that Black Friday is terrible and evil. I think almost every single person gets it. Yet people will continue to be trampled this year. Such a weird, weird world we live in. SNL gets it:

Thanks, Twilight. Thanks for being the reason there is now a section in bookstores purely devoted to Teen Paranormal Romance. I'm serious, I saw it last week when I was at Barnes & Noble. I thought the first Twilight movie was ...

I guess you already know Best Buy is stupid, you don't need TGM to tell you that. I mean have you ever gone into a Best Buy? It's a bunch of kids dressed in blue polos who think they're too good for their customers, but they ac...

Two weeks ago I was walking through Circle Centre mall in downtown Indy on my way to work and I noticed all the Christmas decorations were already up and I thought yeah, that makes sense, Christmas is only two MONTHS away. Then...

I guarantee you have heard one of these songs and thought it was the other one, and vice versa. Speaking of vice versa, did you know it's actually pronounced "vice-UH versa"? I didn't. That's stupid. It should be vice versa. Du...