Two things happened today. First, I found my blog! I went to vacuum under my couch and there it was! It must have rolled under there a few months ago. Second, I watched a clip from The Daily Show with John Stewart and I actuall...

I guess you already know Best Buy is stupid, you don't need TGM to tell you that. I mean have you ever gone into a Best Buy? It's a bunch of kids dressed in blue polos who think they're too good for their customers, but they ac...

I have been asked a few times why I hate Nickelback so much. Well, hopefully after writing this blog post I can answer that question in the future by giving the person the URL to this article. Thanks, past self. You're welcome,...

This is a thing. A real thing. It's a medication to treat acid reflux disease. What did they call it? AciPhex, naturally. Wait a second... AciPhex? Assiphex? Ass effects? No, no that can't be right. Well yes, actually, that's e...

I just need to vent for a second about the coverage that I have seen in the media regarding the 11/16/09 Sunday night Colts vs. Patriots game, and this is just in the 12 hours after the game. I'm not going to waste a l...

Seriously, moviegoers?! You liked Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? There are two explanations for the way I feel about the downward-sloping overall quality of movies over the past few years. 1) I am getting older and my ...

Have you seen one of the worst commercials on television yet? It's a married couple in a kitchen that looks like it's from a mental institution (because it's all white washed and because the people in it are mentally insane) ta...