Belichick Sold His Soul To The Devil
Posted on 03. Dec, 2007 by The Gimcracker in Sports
That’s the only way the Patriots won tonight. I couldn’t even wait until morning to write this.
Baltimore, leading most of the game, needs a first down to win it. They don’t get it.
Baltimore needs to stop New England with 4th and inches to win it. They stop them, but a last second sideline timeout is called just before the snap, negating the amazing stop.
Baltimore needs to stop New England with 4th and inches again to win it. Penalty on NE, replay down.
Baltimore needs to stop New England on 4th and six to win it. Brady runs for a first down.
Pressure, sack, pressure, deflection, penalty, replay down, replay down, replay down… New England inexplicably moves closer and closer to the goal line with under a minute left.
More amazing defense by the Ravens. There’s no way The Patriots can win this game. All Baltimore has to do is not make a mistake to put this contest away. Yet SOMEHOW the dirty, rotten, soulless Patriots get a holding call in their favor and a lucky touchdown pass by Brady ensues which should have been overturned by the officials since the ball was clearly bobbling before the receiver got both feet in.
Did I mention that Brady had one of the worst games I’ve ever seen him play? And I can’t tell you how many times Moss and Welker just plain dropped the ball. Everything was in Baltimore’s favor tonight.
Wait…. wait….. what’s that?!?
Boller throws a 52 yard hail Mary pass as time expires… wait… CAUGHT AT THE 2 YARD LINE!!!!!!!!!….. oh yeah, Belichick sold his soul to the Devil. Tackled at the 2 yard line, game over.
I’m so infuriated that Baltimore lost this game. They had 14 chances to put it away, but starting with the STUPID timeout taken by Baltimore, the Devil in all his infinite cunning evil, incarnate on the field as Bill Belicheat, prevailed.
Coach Dungy once said God doesn’t care about football. I agree, He doesn’t. It’s got to be the Devil that cares, and that’s precisely why New England keeps winning.
I’m totally serious. If you want to see what I mean, watch the last 4 minutes of the 2007 Monday night football game between the New England Patriots and the Baltimore Ravens. Jeez, imagine how mad I’d be if it was the Colts instead of the Ravens.
I’m going to go lay in bed for 7 hours wide awake and then get up and go to work. Good night.
Wow, that game last night had to be one of the craziest, most frustrating and disappointing losses I’ve ever seen (except for the Colts/Chargers game a few weeks ago).
I only watched the last 8 minutes; and I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. Billick calls a timeout???? False start on Kenny Ogle to replay fourth down???? Brady wide open runs for the first down???
ARRGGGHHHH!!!! #@#(*^%(!!!! BLASPHEMY!!!!!!
The Patriots totally should have lost that game. But, once again Darth Belicheat prevails. In the infamous words of Dark Helmet…
“Now you know, Lonestar. EVIL will *always* win. Because GOOD…is DUMB.
I almost hope they have a perfect season, so that they can loose their first freaking playoff game. Maybe that would actually be the devil’s sick joke on the patriots. Sure I’ll make sure you win all your games. Your REGULAR SEASON GAMES… LOLOLOL
I would give my right arm.
I’d throw in my left if they were undefeated going into the last regular season game against a winless Dolphins team and lost.
I know it sounds weird coming from a colts fan, but the patriots haven’t won the last 2 games they played. The other team has lost them.
Both situations have backup quarterbacks thowing mind-boggling interceptions. You can’t even say the patriots “played tough D when it mattered” lol. The patriots DB’s got a passes thrown to them. Last night, I didn’t even see a receiver where Boller threw the ball.
Both situations, the eagles and ravens just needed 1 score- either a field goal or touchdown. Both situations the teams were up 7 when they threw stupid ints. Both situations the teams were driving down the field at will.
So if you are a pats fan. Enjoy these hilarious “wins” and get ready for the playoffs with your old ass linebackers and horrible run defense, and horrible run game. Oh, and enjoy the cold/windy weather with your passing game too. lolz.
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