‘Nuther Leet
Posted by The Gimcracker in Gimcrackery, Stuff On The Internet on 22. Apr, 2008 | No Comments
I’m convinced this number pops up way more often in my life than any other number. I’m viewer number ‘leet’ on this YouTube vid: Now if only I was worth a crap in WoW PVP. Then I’d really be leet.
American Gangster
Posted by The Gimcracker in Beratings, Movies on 21. Apr, 2008 | No Comments
American Gangster is one of those movies that I wish I didn’t love. It’s not particularly edifying and it contains a lot of nudity. At least it wasn’t Eastern Promises nudity, and for that I’m thankful. It’s the true story of a self-made 1970s drug lord who rose to the top and fell right back [...]
LOLheads – The Bilger Woodichick
Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 16. Apr, 2008 | 2 Comments
Our LOLheads department snapped this doozy of Tiger Woods after he placed second in the Masters a few days ago. We detected strong levels of simultaneous smugness and self-loathing emanating from his curiously dark Asian forearms, and when we looked up we saw a face to match it. He resembled one of the greatest smug-and-self-loathing-at-the-same-time [...]
Tommy Lee Jones’ Age
Posted by The Gimcracker in Gimcrackery on 10. Apr, 2008 | 3 Comments
I was watching Under Seige last night and realized Tommy Lee Jones has never been young. This movie came out in 1992 and he is exactly as old as he is now. His voice and appearance are exactly the same. He is omni-age. That’s what my friend and I used to call a lady in [...]
Blue Frost
Posted by The Gimcracker in Gimcrackery on 04. Apr, 2008 | 1 Comment
I have created LIFE! In the form of a web template. It’s called Blue Frost, which I know sounds a lot like Blue Steel from Zoolander, but it’s just as killer. So far the template exists in two iterations: a plain vanilla HTML version that you can use as a theme for any old website, [...]
Movies I’m Not Looking Forward To
Posted by The Gimcracker in Movies on 01. Apr, 2008 | 6 Comments
Baby Mama because I despised Tina Fey and Amy Poehler as the Weekend Update duo on SNL, and they’ll be up to all their old, tired antics again in this film. 10,000 B.C. because it looks terrible and it will dupe people into spending 10 bucks based solely on the played-out hype of Independence Day [...]
1337 Fresh
Posted by The Gimcracker in Gimcrackery, Stuff On The Internet on 31. Mar, 2008 | No Comments
Today my wife and I went to Subway for lunch. The total cost of our meal was $13.37. If I had an iPhone like all you pie-in-the-sky gizmo-geeks out there, I could’ve taken a picture to prove it. You’ll just have to take my word for it.
10 Signs You Play World of Warcraft Too Much
Posted by The Gimcracker in Gaming, Top Fivers on 28. Mar, 2008 | 1 Comment
This is 100% funny if you play WoW, and 0% funny if you don’t. OK maybe 1%. 10 Signs You Play World of Warcraft Too Much 10. You registered for an Agro-Science class because you thought it would help your warrior tank better. 9. You get on vent every day, and it’s not because you’re [...]
3:10 To Yuma
Posted by The Gimcracker in Beratings, Movies on 28. Mar, 2008 | 3 Comments
You don’t see westerns too often these days. The last good western I saw was Tombstone, and each time I re-watch it on TV (pretty much once a week), I realize how fast it’s climbing up the ranks of my favorite re-watchable films of all time. Naturally, every western I see is/will be compared to [...]
Movies I’m Looking Forward To
Posted by The Gimcracker in Movies on 24. Mar, 2008 | 1 Comment
Coming Soon Ironman because it’s Robert Downey Jr. so even if the movie sucks he will not I guarantee it. Prince Caspian because it looks way better than The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe. Indiana Jones 4 because Spielburg, Lucas, and Ford create the perfect trifecta. The Hobbit (both films) because imagine Lord of [...]
