I Am A Man
Sports
An Ode to the Colts of Two-Thousand and Ten
This about sums up our frustrating 2010 Colts season thus far. This poem was written by the Professor of Puns, the Friar of Funny, the Weaver of Wordplay, the Begetter of Brilliant, and the Teacher of Tongue-in-cheek, Jonathan ...
Personality Quizes
Personality Quiz: Which Colts Player Are You?
Ever wanted to know which Colts player you have the most in common with? Well now's your chance to find out! This scientifically tested quiz has been proven to render 99.18% accurate results. We spent two months in a windowless...
Sports
NFL vs NBA vs MLB
There are a lot of differences between professional football, basketball, and baseball. We know that football is the best out of the three, and even though basketball sucks, there is no question that it is a distant runner up. ...
Gimcrackery
How Adjectives Differ By Gender
If some dude was transplanted from 50 years ago to a conversation happening today between two people about a third person, that dude would most likely get the wrong impression about the person being discussed. That's because wo...
LOLheads
LOLheads – The Belichad Kroeger (aka The Nickelchick)
It's been quite a while since we had a Bill Belichick sighting, probably because during the off season he retreats to his mansion in Croatia and watches Lacrosse while listening to Bon Jovi albums. He was a little busier than u...
Seriously?!
Seriously, Sportscenter?!
I just need to vent for a second about the coverage that I have seen in the media regarding the 11/16/09 Sunday night Colts vs. Patriots game, and this is just in the 12 hours after the game. I'm not going to waste a l...
Music
NFL Theme Songs
Thursday, September 10th, at 8:30PM the Titans and Steelers will open the 2009 NFL season. I have embedded a convenient countdown timer for your benefit. Except I couldn't put in a time so it's counting down to midnight of Sept...
Sports
Have I Mentioned Twitter Is Not My Fav?
Chad Johnson or Ocho-Cinco or Blond-Fauxhawk wants to Tweet during NFL games. Apparently he has run out of thing...
Men Vs. Women
Seriously, Multigrain Cheerios?!
Have you seen one of the worst commercials on television yet? It's a married couple in a kitchen that looks like it's from a mental institution (because it's all white washed and because the people in it are mentally insane) ta...
Sports
Amazing Happened Again
I told you to watch the NBA playoffs because remember how I was talking about where does amazing happen and then you put it on your mental list to watch at least a quarter of one game to make me feel better? Or were you just sa...