Indianapolis To Host 2012 Super Bowl

Posted by The Gimcracker in News, Sports on 20. May, 2008 | 7 Comments

You heard it here first! It’s not even on ESPN.com yet, so I can’t give you any other details other than I have received confirmation that we have won the 2012 Super Bowl bid for sure! GO COLTS!!! *Update* More info here and here

MANtage

Posted by The Gimcracker in Manliness, ROFL on 20. May, 2008 | 3 Comments

This is a simple, short instructional video on what it means to be a man. I want you to notice that Mario Bros. is mentioned. Now when my wife asks me why I play Mario 3 so often in my garage, I can direct her to this video and tell it it’s cause I’m a [...]

R2-D2 Projector

Posted by The Gimcracker in Manliness on 02. May, 2008 | No Comments

It’s Friday. Let’s step out of the void/cephalopod/abyss kick we’ve been on and feast our eyes upon this absolutely spectacular piece of technology. In my opinion, this is the culmination of the entire human race. When God created us He only did it for two reasons: 1) so we would worship Him, and 2) so [...]

LOLheads – The Bilger Woodichick

Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 16. Apr, 2008 | 2 Comments

Our LOLheads department snapped this doozy of Tiger Woods after he placed second in the Masters a few days ago. We detected strong levels of simultaneous smugness and self-loathing emanating from his curiously dark Asian forearms, and when we looked up we saw a face to match it. He resembled one of the greatest smug-and-self-loathing-at-the-same-time [...]

The True Man’s Sport

Posted by The Gimcracker in Manliness, Sports on 11. Mar, 2008 | 3 Comments

Hockey. I attend an annual Illini hockey game with a bunch of my friends. If anyone knows me, they know I turn insane with joy when there’s even a hint of a disagreement between two players which could possibly end up as a pathetic, wavering, unbalanced, slippery fight. Had I attended the hockey game in [...]

Patriots are 18-1*

Posted by The Gimcracker in Sports on 04. Feb, 2008 | 5 Comments

A lot of people lost a bunch of money yesterday, and a few people can now retire. The Giants weren’t supposed to win. No one thought the Giants could beat the Patriots. This is somewhat of a surprise to me since the Giants almost handed it to them a few weeks back, losing by only [...]

If Caffeine Came In Video Form…

Posted by The Gimcracker in Sports on 07. Jan, 2008 | 1 Comment

…this would wake you up on even your absolute worst mornings. The videos get better and better… or shall I say worse and worse. If you’re going to click the play buttons below, promise me you’ll actually watch to the end. Initially I thought I had seen all these clips before, but I was wrong. [...]

LOLheads – Requested

Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 19. Dec, 2007 | 1 Comment

The request line has been ringing off the hook. My staff has been working after hours to grab as many shots as possible, scouring archives and taking to the streets looking for Belichick appearances. Here are the best two shots they could come up with that matched the requests for Gargamel and General Kael. The [...]

This Is Football

Posted by The Gimcracker in Sports on 17. Dec, 2007 | 18 Comments

Week 15 brought us two snow covered games (Jacksonville @ Pittsburg and Buffalo @ Cleveland) that reminded me of what football is all about. I’m glad the Colts are getting a new stadium with a retractable roof that will hopefully get stuck open when it snows so we can have some awesome photos from our [...]

LOLheads – The Belichick Seymour Hoffman

Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 13. Dec, 2007 | 3 Comments

Photos of Bill Belichick resembling infamous villains are completely flooding my inbox. It’s amazing just how many faces he really has. You know who else puts on a multitude of faces in order to “trick” his prey? The Devil, that’s who. Don’t try to argue with me, it’s science. I had to hire a small [...]

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