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Theory & Philosophy
5 Reasons Juicing Will Die Very Soon
I'm going to say it right now: juicing is going to die. It is destined for failure. I'm astonished at how many people I know are completely sold out to the juicing craze. Look, here's the deal. I haven't posted in quite a while...
Seriously?!
Why Is No One Paying Attention To Ron Paul???
Two things happened today. First, I found my blog! I went to vacuum under my couch and there it was! It must have rolled under there a few months ago. Second, I watched a clip from The Daily Show with John Stewart and I actuall...
Black Friday Watch
Black Friday Watch: Woman Camping Out At Best Buy Already
This woman is already in line for the Black Friday sale at a Best Buy in Florida. She is first in line. She is also the only one in line. That's because today is Tuesday. She is taking a four day, three night excursion to... a ...
Black Friday Watch
Black Friday Watch: SNL Black Friday Sketch
It's weird how so many of us get that Black Friday is terrible and evil. I think almost every single person gets it. Yet people will continue to be trampled this year. Such a weird, weird world we live in. SNL gets it:
Black Friday Watch
Black Friday Watch: Best Buy Is Stupid
I guess you already know Best Buy is stupid, you don't need TGM to tell you that. I mean have you ever gone into a Best Buy? It's a bunch of kids dressed in blue polos who think they're too good for their customers, but they ac...
Seriously?!
Seriously, Cops?!
Think about what's happening in our country right now. No, not the war, or the oil spill (is that fixed?), or the California missile, or WoW Cataclysm. I'm talking about something much more profoundly dumb than anything that is...
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Black Friday Watch: Hallmark Countdown To Christmas Ornament
Two weeks ago I was walking through Circle Centre mall in downtown Indy on my way to work and I noticed all the Christmas decorations were already up and I thought yeah, that makes sense, Christmas is only two MONTHS away. Then...
Personality Quizes
Personality Quiz: Which Colts Player Are You?
Ever wanted to know which Colts player you have the most in common with? Well now's your chance to find out! This scientifically tested quiz has been proven to render 99.18% accurate results. We spent two months in a windowless...
Beratings
Inception Berated, Plus Some Really Bad Movies Berated To Balance It Out
I knew it would be good! I knew it! Some people hated it. However, a lot of other, smarter peopleraved about it. I for one am raving about it. Here's the thing, I'm sort of tired of logically defining every aspect of life. What...
Beratings
Shutter Island Berated
Scorsese does it again. While Shutter Island is not about the mob or gangs or Italy or wiseguys or illegal drugs, it still has that Scorsese feel. There are a few common elements carried over from his previous film The Departed...