First of all, I probably knew what 1337 meant before you were born, so some of the items on this scale will be a little too geeky for your taste. If that's the case, you are hereby excused to your social life of gyms and nightc...

There are two levels of Fail. If a fail places in the "miniscule to minor" range, the reaction is always laughter. If the fail falls anywhere above that range, the reaction is always "Oohh!!" - regardless of language spoken. Th...

I already know of one Gabe who is really funny on the Internet, and that's the one who writes for Penny Arcade. Surely there can't be two Gabes who are really funny on the Internet. Well I have found a second Gabe who is even b...

I wonder if people will even notice. They even went to the trouble of changing the favicon. That's what's great about this site - people will probably be offended by the sexual reference, but Sam & James don't care. They are tr...

It seems like everywhere I turn I’m pimp smacked by the hand of bad news. Doom and gloom abounds on TV, in the movies, and even everyday conversations with people. Our economy is dying. Both presidential candidates suck. ...

A while back, a good friend introduced me to the web comic called Basic Instructions. As I’m writing this the website is down, and I’m pretty sure it’s because today’s strip is hilarious and everyoneR...

Well my cat Remy just caught and killed a bird. She’s Basement Cat because she’s all black, so what did you expect? My wife flipped out because Remy was trying to revive the dead bird so she could play with it more,...