8 Responses to “I Shouldn’t Have Posted The Last Top Fiver”

  1. Bradjward 27 June 2007 at 7:42 am #

    “and it never EVER lets me down.”
    Actually, I would say that it “lets you down” every time you ride it.

    *Ba dum Ching!*

    And I would probably delete that last paragraph before the Feds come knocking on your office door this afternoon.

    2 Leggin’ it,

  2. B 27 June 2007 at 8:30 am #

    That would be hilarious! “Sir, we have information that you had a dream about planes the night before the attacks. We believe you to be involved with the terrorists. Come with us.”

  3. Luke 27 June 2007 at 6:29 pm #

    Dude – ever see “Hearts in Atlantis”? Yeah, maybe Brad’s closer to the truth than you think… But wouldn’t worry… The Man rarely checks things like this bl-

    Brain, I have to go now. Do not call. Do not write. I’m unavailable. Goodbye.

  4. Arthur 28 June 2007 at 5:31 am #

    Man, I think you should try a few more sick fantasies just to make sure they really have the power to come true.

    Try something absolutely crazy like the Sears tower in Chicago getting blown over by a huge gust of wind and causing a domino effect on all the other buildings, thus destroying the entire city. Except for the statue of Michael Jordan.

  5. B 28 June 2007 at 7:36 am #

    They have to come to me. I can’t force them. And I can’t be thinking “ooohh, I hope this comes true!” because I totally wasn’t thinking that during the Revelation of Brain I & II. Hopefully I forget about this post and something else comes to me. Except something good, not bad. Either way maybe I’ll get famous.

  6. Bradjward 29 June 2007 at 5:14 am #

    Things always come in 3… who’s next? I’d avoid King’s Island next week if I were you.


  7. B 29 June 2007 at 8:37 am #

    Wow, I just rode that a month ago. What is going on with amusement park rides? I’m a little scared to go to King’s Island now…

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