Posted on 06. Feb, 2008 by The Gimcracker in Blogging, Gimcrackery
We are really exploding here at GimMisc Industries. Not only has our LOLheads™ division been diversifying with very rare images of Coach Belichick (I gave them all raises to $3.25 an hour – they still have to provide their own equipment, though), but our brand new marketing & advertising department has launched!
So far, GimMisc has been advertised all over the Internet, and world. I’m talking about high-society places like LifeHacker.com, Microsoft.com, VictoriasSecret.com (wasn’t my idea, but it made us $4k per month last year), Apple.com, Times Square, the New York subway system, and even a beer house in Germany called Za Beir Haus oon Garemuny.
I sent an elite team from our LOLheads™ division to capture the fun. To capture the websites, I told them to bring up the site on a real good monitor and take a photo with a real good camera, and that should do the trick. Check out our (mostly my) fame:
By the way, all of those advertisements are no longer there as they were part of our 2007 marketing campaign which we ended in December, so don’t try to go looking for them.
I know what you’re thinking. Those are not Photo-shopped. If it’s true that I put those through Photoshop I’ll give you $1000. I’m totally serious. If you wish to bet me, just leave a comment. If you can actually prove you’re right, I’ll most assuredly give you one thousand U.S. American dollars. I’ll write you a check today. I’m absolutely serious about this, it’s not a joke. OK back to the point.
The point of this post is that I am pleased to announce we’ve secured another account. The popular, long-running WoW blog WTFlux has put us right at the top of their page!
Check it out at the WTFlux blog!
Thanks Wogger! Keep yer feet on teh grrrround!
Can I have your autograph, Gimcracker?
Gladly. Provided you finish your NFL meddly. How the heck do you spell meddly – it says that’s wrong.
medley. I love dictionary.com’s first definition:
1. a mixture, esp. of heterogeneous elements; hodgepodge; jumble
ah dang it why didn’t i just check out ol’ dictionary.com before i made a fool of myself. hey, so i guess capitalization went out of style, huh?
it wood a pier sew. @ least four the thyme being.
dangit. isn’t their a homonym fore ‘least’…maybe if ewe say it lichen two the ‘flight of the conchords’…leeest…’i'm breeet, and thees is jemain’.
this hole comment was pointless.
you are a master of words. too bad you specialize in music.