5 Responses to “Fire”

  1. Arthur 3 July 2008 at 2:48 pm #

    At first I was like, “Cool, a backdraft. That’s always cool.”

    Then I was like, “It’s cool being a fireman for most of your life, until you’re that guy caught in the flashover.”

    Then I was like “Firestorms are unreal. As in, not real. As in, that better be fake.”

    Then when I got to the burnado, or whatever they’re called, I decided to stop working for the day.

  2. The Gimcracker 3 July 2008 at 2:56 pm #

    Mission accomplished!

  3. jonathan 3 July 2008 at 4:12 pm #


    Is that you?

  4. Chris 3 July 2008 at 4:33 pm #

    What they need is an absolute zero machine. It would look like the ghostbuster’s trap. Attach it to some sort of hose and throw it in the middle of one of those flashovers and attach the other end of the hose to a battery farm that converts heat to energy. Then open it up and because of some sort of physics thing nature will try to equal the ?459.67 degree temperate out with the 1000+ degree temperature, but just keep sucking the heat through the hose and keep generating the absolute zero and then you will suck all of the energy out of the fire and store it in batteries to power the machine and small cities. It would be like a black hole that only effects fires. A fire worm-hole…

    Sweet post!

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