Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals
Posted by The Gimcracker in Gaming on 24. Dec, 2008 | 1 Comment
Here’s a little gift for you. Wish you could play Doom at work? In your browser? Well someone made it so. Click the screenshot to go to Kongregate and play it. Free. YYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!111one1
Swagger
Posted by The Gimcracker in Manliness on 11. Dec, 2008 | No Comments
A friend of mine just posted over at Genesis about some manly man things to put on your Christmas list. It got me thinking: what is it that divides regular men from manly men?
Well, Hollywood would have us believe it’s having a lot of money and girlfriends. TV paints a picture of a manly man sitting on his barcalounger drinking manly beer and watching sports. Some would go so far as to say a man is not manly at all unless he is a coal miner, lumberjack, or biker, who eats huge fattening fast food sandwiches.
You’re doing it wrong.
Wes Welker Gets Jacked Up
Posted by The Gimcracker in Amazing, Sports on 03. Dec, 2008 | No Comments
I don’t like The Patriots. And I don’t like Wes Welker. So the following video greatly pleased me. Keep in mind, I’m speaking on a professional level here. I’m sure in real life Wes Welker is… probably an arrogant jerk.
To Twitter Or Not?
Posted by The Gimcracker in Blogging, Twitter Sucks on 20. Nov, 2008 | 1 Comment
Not.
Jacked Up
Posted by The Gimcracker in Amazing, Sports on 19. Nov, 2008 | 1 Comment
I love when football players get hit. That’s why I have a Bob Sanders jersey. I can’t stand watching athletes get injured, yet I love when they get jacked up. Go figure. Watching the Colts beat Houston this past Sunday, especially when Sage Rosenfels begins to weep after he throws that last interception, reminded me [...]
Aquarium
Posted by The Gimcracker in Music on 14. Nov, 2008 | 7 Comments
So THAT’S the name of this song! I heard it on a Simpsons episode. I didn’t know the name of the episode, so I had to search for “the Simpsons where they spoof The Perfect Storm”. I found out the name of the episode is The Wife Aquatic. Then I searched Google for “simpsons: the [...]
5 Things To Brighten Your Day
Posted by The Gimcracker in Gimcrackery, Stuff On The Internet on 21. Oct, 2008 | 7 Comments
It seems like everywhere I turn I’m pimp smacked by the hand of bad news. Doom and gloom abounds on TV, in the movies, and even everyday conversations with people. Our economy is dying. Both presidential candidates suck. Gas prices are way up. The Colts played terribly on Sunday. Global warming. Murder. Abortion. Capital punishment. [...]
“Stock Market”, “Dow”, “Shares”: Jibberish To Me
Posted by The Gimcracker in Gimcrackery, News on 17. Oct, 2008 | 1 Comment
“Holy cow, a new post on The Gimcrack Miscellany!” I know, I know. Taco Bell released the Volcano Taco. I’ve been busy. I don’t know if you’ve read in the papers lately, but the DJIA (?) is way down and the Nazz Deck (?) has lost a lot of points and the SMP-500 (stands for [...]
Why I Read “Basic Instructions”
Posted by The Gimcracker in ROFL, Stuff On The Internet on 09. Oct, 2008 | 1 Comment
A while back, a good friend introduced me to the web comic called Basic Instructions. As I’m writing this the website is down, and I’m pretty sure it’s because today’s strip is hilarious and everyone’s reading it. It must have gotten submitted to Digg or something. If you don’t read this comic, you should. I’m [...]
Slo-Mo Face Punching
Posted by The Gimcracker in Amazing on 29. Sep, 2008 | No Comments
Need I say more? Best video evar. You can view it embedded below, but there’s an even better version of it that I highly recommend here: Slo-Mo Face Punching.
