If Caffeine Came In Video Form…
Posted by The Gimcracker in Sports on 07. Jan, 2008 | 1 Comment
…this would wake you up on even your absolute worst mornings. The videos get better and better… or shall I say worse and worse. If you’re going to click the play buttons below, promise me you’ll actually watch to the end. Initially I thought I had seen all these clips before, but I was wrong. [...]
LOLheads – Requested
Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 19. Dec, 2007 | 1 Comment
The request line has been ringing off the hook. My staff has been working after hours to grab as many shots as possible, scouring archives and taking to the streets looking for Belichick appearances. Here are the best two shots they could come up with that matched the requests for Gargamel and General Kael. The [...]
This Is Football
Posted by The Gimcracker in Sports on 17. Dec, 2007 | 18 Comments
Week 15 brought us two snow covered games (Jacksonville @ Pittsburg and Buffalo @ Cleveland) that reminded me of what football is all about. I’m glad the Colts are getting a new stadium with a retractable roof that will hopefully get stuck open when it snows so we can have some awesome photos from our [...]
LOLheads – The Belichick Seymour Hoffman
Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 13. Dec, 2007 | 3 Comments
Photos of Bill Belichick resembling infamous villains are completely flooding my inbox. It’s amazing just how many faces he really has. You know who else puts on a multitude of faces in order to “trick” his prey? The Devil, that’s who. Don’t try to argue with me, it’s science. I had to hire a small [...]
Colts Rout Ravens; Fans Respond: ‘Duh’
Posted by The Gimcracker in Sports on 10. Dec, 2007 | 3 Comments
The real story was Gonzalez, pictured above as only a torso. Believe me when I say, however, that he actually does have legs, and they easily carried him past second stringer Pittman, who was eventually pulled from the game due to his poor performance. I have two things to say in response to this game. [...]
LOLheads – The Scut Farkus Belichick
Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Sports on 07. Dec, 2007 | 2 Comments
What is it with me and blog series? I’ve horribly neglected my Berating system and I haven’t been feeding my TopFivers. I promise I’ll do better. Maybe soon I’ll come out with a Berating for Ratatooine. In spite of my better judgments I’m opening up a new series entitled LOLheads. I have no idea what [...]
Look Very Closely: Belichick Actually Resembles Some Infamous Villains
Posted by The Gimcracker in LOLheads, Movies, Sports on 04. Dec, 2007 | 5 Comments
After fumbling through archives of old Bill Belichick photos, I’ve stumbled upon some shots that I’ve never noticed before. If you look closely, you can see that Belichick resembles some of the more infamous antagonists of our time. I just can’t believe I never noticed it before.
Belichick Sold His Soul To The Devil
Posted by The Gimcracker in Sports on 03. Dec, 2007 | 5 Comments
That’s the only way the Patriots won tonight. I couldn’t even wait until morning to write this. Baltimore, leading most of the game, needs a first down to win it. They don’t get it. Baltimore needs to stop New England with 4th and inches to win it. They stop them, but a last second sideline [...]
Alive One Minute, Saint The Next
Posted by The Gimcracker in News, Sports on 29. Nov, 2007 | 10 Comments
I grow weary of people speaking of the recently departed as flawless, sinless individuals despite the life the person actually lived. There’s this fear of speaking ill of the dead that stays around for months and even years after the burial. Why is this? By “ill”, I’m not talking about slander and falsity. Usually, an [...]
Nike Commercial
Posted by The Gimcracker in Sports, Television on 10. Sep, 2007 | 4 Comments
Nike usually makes awesome commercials. This one is awesomest. If you ever find yourself not hyped up for football, watch the following video and you will experience instant hyped-up-ed-ness.
